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Erik Dixon

Canada 

I AM TEH APPLEZORZ FROM CANADIA!! i want to make sex towards you!! in your general direction!! i love all my friends on here!! whether you are a guy or a girl i want to make sweet sweet love to you and have your children! if u think im gay because i tell other guys i want to make sexy to them well then BIG TIME FRIG OFF! cause im not i just like to have fun =] this is super random cause its 5am and im just rambling on!! some day my friends, some day i will travel to aussie/NZ and meet all of u sexies!!

this one time in office i was playing with Bad Brains, and i was trying to get into proj! cause the T's were being a bunch of camping mother fuckers!! and i threw a nade and it bounced off the wall and BLEW ME UP!! then brains erupted in laughter and thats what sent our friendship into the epic status that it is!! moral of the story. NADE YOURSELVES!!

i've been known to have said a couple, actualy all of these quotes:

COOOCK SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
BIG TIME!!
Heeeeeeeere We Go!!!
i want to make sex towards you!
i want to grab/touch/pull your dinky
IM NOT AMERICAN IM FUCKING CANADIAN!!!

this concludes apple's profile. i will add/take away/edit/make sexy to you in the near future so check back!! and i think i might make an apple fan club soon cause i think its what this world needs.

LOVE YOUR HERO, APPLE/GUAVA/EL CANADIANO/WOELLER!!!!


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- L C S U B - Rogue WOELLER!! posted on November 07, 2009 @ 10:14pm
APPLE WOELLER!!! You Sexy Thing <3
 
""'\(>.<)/'"" SpicY DoritoS posted on November 04, 2009 @ 6:31pm
""'\(>.<)/'"" rAWR. apple guess what.... my boxers developed a hole in them too... Boxer Hole Buddies??? <3
 
´ sariNaa; .Asphyxiat3d . posted on November 03, 2009 @ 11:30pm
u wish u had a fishhy.
 
FoҲ + posted on November 01, 2009 @ 12:25am
Le France!
 
ChumzCorp. Bad Brains posted on October 23, 2009 @ 3:14pm
Le sex!
 
aka . b l i t z posted on October 21, 2009 @ 8:34pm
BOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

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[ChumzCorp.]
21 Members  |  3 In-Game  |  7 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Take a ride on mi deesco steeck.

The ChumzCorp. family.

Chumz are as follows, in order of which they found the sweet warm loving embrace that is our ChumzCorp.

Bad Brains-
Yes.

Megchelse-
Yes.

Meatshield-
A shield of meat, buttered, battered and well loved.

Apple-
Sexy Canadian warrior, much loved and a bundle of joy to play with. Soft spot in my heart for this babe. TEH BIG SEXY! (Moose Pie)

CRACKA-
Old man cracka, pretends to be a boss of his Co. but plays CSS all day.

Pete woeller-
Provides the basis of our tank duo, also known to hand out entire schools to fools esp. when wielding his bs Famas. BAM! and the dirt is gone.

Legacy-
Married.

Tempest-
Young grasshopper (older than me...) Temp, my shottie up and coming star apprentice. May this man one day carry on my legacy.

Nomad-
TF2 whoren, the shame.....

iScout-
MiA for a while but now back with a vengeance!

Gutter-
back from some asian country?

Honoba-
Well...um...yeah!

Springer-
"You want me to gut Ultramagnus?" Fellow child of the 80's and old school Transformers movie fan...Yus!

Sexual Chocolate^-
Very sexual on the mic, sets the man ladies on fire. Noted to bust the odd nifty tune.

Netane-
Its pronounced Neh-Da-Neh but doesnt matter now cause it's back to Tonga.

E²-
One of the oldest CS:S playing cats around. A truely wonderful addition to the family. Love this man long time.

TANK-
Old man Tank, tumbles in and destroys.

Priest -
Just as dirty as many a priest, good shot and a good bloke.

ZigZag-
Loudest chumz member yet! Talks talks talks! Just doesn't know when to shut up! <3

Jerry-
Owns temp IRL. Enough said.

Galen-
Teh sex. Tf2 three timeing whore'in with brains, sexual and nomad ;)

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The ChumzCorp. Greatest moments list!!

-61kills to 13deaths on a full internode office server, yowzer!
:Netane

-Glocked Chuck Norris in the head x2!! internode office.
:Pete Roller

-Most epic accidental self nade in internode office
:Apple

-[ChumzCorp.] Sexual Chocolate^ killed nitro with flashbang.

-750 dmg in 5 hits with Deagle.
pistol round. internode office
:Legacy

-903 dmg in 52 hits! + 1298dmg in 29hits
Most kills:[ChumzCorp.] Bad Brains! with 10 kills
internode office
:Bad Brains!

-4 in one nade Office #31
: Legacy

- 68 for 17 Tank on office #32 (I was there, it was sexy - Legacy)

-Temps TMP carnage!
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed {LnD} TOG | mintxx - m3 time with tmp.
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed Borrus with tmp.
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed UnKnifeable K@K@ 3154 with tmp.
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed ?es???c?ed.|Nullified with tmp.
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed Lost with tmp.
ChumzCorp. Tempest killed VENGEFUL GLADIATOR BG9 Da.ans l with tmp.

-|Megchelse. inflicted most damage, 900 dmg in 14 hits!
Most kills:|Megchelse. with 8 kills
Pistol Round
:Megchelse

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