"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Failure to prepare is preparing to fail." - John Wooden
“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.” - Mark Twain
"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life." - Muhammad Ali
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley
"Definition of Insanity: Doing something over and over and expecting a different result." - Unknown
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." - Confucius
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein
"4/20 = Nationall weed day 4/21 = National suprise drug test day 4/22 = National un-employment day" - Ian_Dukeman
Current Life Goals:
 Obtain a Bachelors in Business! [Transfer from my Community College to another college in the area, and finish my degree there.]
 Become a "Top-Notch" Lawyer! [In California, preferably.] [Not completely sure of what "type" of law I would like to practice.]
 Become a Millionaire by a certain age! [Uncertain of the age, as of now.]
 Be successful in the area of Domain Flipping! [Make a Killin' in it.]
 Make it to the YTD Sales Charts! [In other words, make a sale in the Domaining Market that will give me a spot among the top sales (money-wise) of domains for 2013 or (more than likely) 2014 since I am just starting in this business.]
 Go to T.R.A.F.F.I.C. [It is a Must-Attend for any serious Domain Investors.] [Hopefully within a year, I can attend the next one!]
Being in the Top 100 Richest in TF2:
I really don't care about my TF2 goals, anymore. Soo now, I just want to achieve my life goals. And NOT making it to the top 100 according to Lowball.tf is alright with me because IRL goals are more important than TF2 anyday. Although, I honestly believe that if I all my hats and items add up to what they are "worth" at this time, then I would be at that top 100 mark. With this being said, I am OFFICIALLY cashing out as of 5/21/13. Thanks for the great ride, and I hope you had a fun time knowing me as I have enjoyed knowing you.
Good Lawyer Joke from Retarded Face! [Mah Homie]:
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"