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Sextus, scion of crazy [MAG]

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Rochester, New York, United States

Hmmm....I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow? "No," says the man in Washington "It belongs to the poor." "No," says the man in the Vatican "It belongs to god." "No," says the man in moscow "It belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose Rapture. The city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small. With the sweat from your brow, Rapture can become your city as we know it.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

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Medic Appreciation Group - Public

360 Members | 24 In-Game | 104 Online | 0 In Group Chat

Learn to appreciate the best class in TF2 - the game changing Medic

Playing as the Team Fortress 2 Medic: 4 things you need to know:

{The TF2 Medic play and ethics manual according to zeDoc... NB: tongue in cheek! You need a different Hippocratic Oath than the one below!}

1. The Medic is THE most important member of your team, bar none. Scouts are completely useless, relying on your generous nature to survive more than a few seconds in a firefight. Pyros, demos, heavies and soldiers require your help constantly, probably because they're only played by the intellectually challenged. Snipers and spies don't do anything anyway.

You are the person behind every cap and every steal. Never let yourself forget it. Oh, sure, Valve weighted the scoring system against you, but don't worry; deep in their heart, that heavy who charged the last point knows it's actually you that won it for the team.

2. Everyone is only shooting you because they like you so much. As a relatively meek class, it's clear that your partner's only job is to keep you alive. Their only job, mind; no capping, no taking the intel, no kicking ass.

So, every time you die, it is somebody else's failure. Make sure you remind them of it.

3. Any time you uber is a good time to uber. You're sure to get people complaining though. "Too soon", they'll say when their incompetence prevents them from destroying the nearest sentry gun. "Too late", they'll say when they run around a blind corner into half the other team and you decide not to follow.

When you're met with such criticism, you have a few options. The poor medic laughs it off. The mediocre medic just keeps on playing. Let me educate you as to the technique of the AWESOME ze medic!

Have a pen and pad sitting beside your keyboard. Any time anyone (yes, anyone) criticises you, mark their name down. Put it in nice, bold lettering, so that you can see it at a glance.

And the next time that player is calling for a medic, the next time that player is on thirty health and burning rapidly away to zero, the next time they're looking directly at you and want nothing more than to be healed, the next time their screams of "MEDIC!" fill your chat window: that time, turn your back on them. Find the nearest scout or sniper, and heal them instead. And laugh while doing it!

4. Triage is harder than it looks. Say you have a few soldiers, burning, running toward you. The n00b medic immediately starts evaluating their health and position, to see which he or she should heal first. WRONG! The correct tactic is to recall which player last said thank you, or credited you with a win. That's the person you should heal.

And don't get all sentimental and try to save all of them. You cannot (even if ze maybe can). That's life. The people you like get healed, and anyone who criticises you is dead, burned and a corpse on the map...

Signed
zeMedic