May the Noodly appendage be with you...
Some things we should know:
1. Jesus did not die on the cross
2. He travelled through wormholes
3. He LOVED Spaghetti
The story: Jesus one day was in a hurry and decided to jump through one of his wormholes while eating spaghetti (despite gods warnings of fuzing). When he came out the other side he was then on THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! cockandballzHEDOUKEN!!!


