Our skills get disability checks.

WE ARE NOT A CLAN! WE ARE A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!

Look nobody is saying you've got to be, Brad Pitt, to get laid but when you take a game seriously, the sound of vagina's clamping shut is like a machine gun. Stop taking online gaming seriously, because from 1 to awesome, you rate actually off the scale in an area of sucky-ness that isn’t quantifiable. Get a real job, idiot!, and have fun(WE ARE; but mostly at your expense).

Also when you say to us "Are you guys dOWNS because you have down syndrome?" You are not being clever, we hear it all the time, you are just exercising the wit of a shoehorn. We actually took our name from the syndrome, not so much for ourselves but to poke fun at serious clans. We are the anti-clan!