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Glossary of terms
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CORE
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Spout = Spy scout
Spemoman = Spy demo
Spyro = Spy pyro
Spedic = Spy medic
Spengie = Spy engie
Spevy = Spy Heavy
Spiper = Spy sniper
Spolger = Spy soldier
SPYSPYFU- = Spy spy

Note: the location of a spy can be abreviated in a similar way.
Ex: Spunderbridge = spy under bridge

Other
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Adverbs: Modifies an adjective, verb or another adverb. Doctors use these frequently. (Frequently is an adverb)

ASL: Also a/s/l. The act of inquiring about ones age, gender, and current place of residence.
Ex: 14/f/CA (A fourteen year old female from California)

The Aussie: Pronounced aw-zee (not aw-see). Noteably Austrailian; known to say sexy things. (Also see: Aussie terms)

Bad news: Something bad is happening to Dr. Jingles and you should probably be saving him.

Crevasse: Pronounced cre-voss. Any alcove on a map. Specificaly the rocky alcove on the left of the first point on Badwater. Also Crevasssea (cre-vos-e-ey).

Dr. Cuddle Time: A terrible person (220%).

A Handy: Something Cuddles gets from abortion clinics.

Jasper attack: Jasper the cat attacks Stunkee mid game causing bad things.

Kruber: The state or act of being both uber kritz and invuln.

The person Stunkee is healing: Probably an enemy spy. Kill him.

Points: Things that must be aquired.

Spugs: Spy bugs. Native to Stunkee's sofa. They are described as lizard like and weird. To be avoided at all costs.

Spycrab: The act of being a spy, taking out the disguise kit, crouching, looking up, and walking about to mimic the look of a crab. It is a good idea to uber one of these at the beginning of a round.

Uberfly: A large invincible fly that lands on Stunkee's "W" finger. Possibly evolved from spugs.

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Aussie Terms
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Ankle Biters: Small children

A Captain Cook: To take a look; scout.

Fair dinkum: A rather nonsense term.
Ex: "Cuddles is a horrible person." "Fair dunkum."

Horizontal folk dance: The act of fornication.

Mad as a cut snake: Very angry.

Ring: Call.

Silly as a bum full of smartees: Something that is stupid.
Ex: "This engie is as silly as a bum full of smartees."