Thanks for standin' still, wanker!

John

Warwick, Rhode Island, United States 

Randomness for the Win!
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Motto:
1. Common Sense First
2. Let others do, so you don't have too
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I'm really awesome, and I like cookies.
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Please help! The wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol, it only yields three fairy napkins! My banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks, sometimes it burns my hamster punches.....


And that's how you get to Llama school!
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Want to sell parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
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"Attack my minions! If I had any..."
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A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.
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Ich will einen kuchen in deinem arsch backen!
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Can we be sure anything is real? What is REAL? Is it defined by something we can touch, see, taste? Then perhaps a vivid dream is real. Perhaps we are all in some sort of dream world, where fantasy becomes reality and everything you see isn't really there.
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Monty Python - "The Killer Joke!"
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. -Ernest Scribbler
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Americans don't have accents, everybody else does. And in America we don't speak english, we speak American.
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You call that a mustache? It looks more like pubic hair, but that's ok, because you are a dick face!
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Two peanuts were walking down the road and one was a salted... peanut. Hahahahahaha, hilarious.
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Wer bin ich, und was mache ich eigentlich hier?
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mE is gots a gud edumacations! leRns it ins books. mybe u culd be smurtz lik me 1 dEy!
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I'm gonna kill everybody, even if it kills us all. And I don't care who I have to kill to do it.
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This one guy told me that he didn't like my hat, so I kicked him in the throat so hard, that he crapped his pants for four hours then died of dehydration. Funny part is, I wasn't even wearing a hat that day. Matter of fact, he probably wasn't even talking to me in the first place.
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Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible, Master of War!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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