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A.S.E #23 (13 hats)

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Mr. #23

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Hi, as a representative of the Aperture Science corporation for the UK, I am glad to greet you with open arms for taking the first step of embracing the Aperture Science corporation by visiting this page. At the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre, we strive on giving the greatest technological advancements in Science.

The Enrichment Centre is always looking for participants to partake in computer-aided experiments which will benefit those whom alive. Those who are successful in their tasks will be rewarded with cake!

At the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre you will be expected to work with:
•Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube
•Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
•15000 megawatt Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
•Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid
•Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator
•Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube
•Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System

We look forward to hearing from you…

Old News:
1st Hat:
[06/07 06:12:16 PM] Item ID 12344346: Fancy Fedora
2nd Hat:
[08/22 10:59:09 AM] Item ID 27973813: Texas Ten Gallon (level 39)
3rd Hat:
[08/30 06:46:08 PM] Item ID 30668787: Demoman's Fro (level 65)
4th Hat:
[09/02 04:45:10 PM] Item ID 31526877: Fancy Fedora (level 51)

Wed, 2 Sep 2009: Idler has been shutdown.

New news!
Wed, 14 Oct 2009: 1st legitimate hat [Tyrant's Helm level 25]
Sat, 17 Oct 2009: 2nd hat [Professional's Panama level 1]
Wed, 21 Oct 2009: 3rd hat [Ye Olde Baker Boy level 7]
Sat, 24 Oct 2009: 4th hat [Pyro's Beanie level 0]
Thu, 29 Oct 2009: 5th hat [Engineer's Cap level 31]
Fri, 30 Oct 2009: 6th hat [Ghastly Gibus level 10]
Fri, 30 Oct 2009: 7th hat [Mildy Disturbing Halloween Mask level 10]
Thu, 05 Nov 2009: 8th hat [Texas Ten Gallon level 86]
Sun, 08 Nov 2009: 9th hat (1st duplicate) [Engineer's Cap level 48]
Sat, 14 Nov 2009: 10th hat (Fancy Fedora level 1)
Mon, 16 Nov 2009: 11th hat (Otolaryngologist's Mirror level 72)
Wed, 18 Nov 2009: 12th hat (Mining Light level 66)
Wed, 25 Nov 2009: 13th hat (Officer's Ushanka level 27)
Fri, 19 Dec 2009: Misc item (Camera Beard)
Fri, 19 Dec 2009: Misc item (Camera Beard)
Tues/Wed, 22/23 Dec 2009: 14th hat [Engineer's Cap level ?]
Sat, 2 Jan 2010: 15th hat (Stainless Pot level ?)