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dedicated to the All-Muffin

Jeremy Muffin

 

Once upon a time, there was a great muffin kingdom. It was a glorious land, ruled by the benevolent King Muffin. Times were good; the sun shone brightly, the golden wheat fields glistened in all their glory, the muffins were delicious. It seemed as if nothing could go wrong. But the muffins of muffin land couldn't be any more wrong. No one knows exactly when the cupcakes attacked, but there is no doubt that the midnight muffin tragedy signalled the beginning of the Great Pastry War. Millions of evil cupcakes of all kinds slaughtered innocent muffins by the baker's dozen: blueberry, banana nut, carrot, bran; not even the chocolate chip muffins were spared. The muffin genocide was so horrible, it is said the the Muffin King broke down and began to eat himself. When the war was at it's worst, when all hope seemed lost, a hero appeared on the horizon. It was a muffin, but not just any muffin. This muffin was different, special. Spotting his delicious, moist body was all types of fruits and nuts. A bit of cherry, a lone pecan, strawberry, walnuts, slices of banana, blueberries. This was the All-Muffin! A foodstuff of legend! The sight alone of the All-Muffin gave the muffin army the hope and determination it needed to overcome the evil cupcakes. Leading the remaining muffin troops, the All-Muffin rode into battle! It was the greatest victory a bakery had ever seen. Against all odds, the muffins rose above and defeated the evil cupcakes! muffins from across muffin land bowed down to the All-Muffin. They worshipped him as a god and saviour. This offset the All-Muffin. He was not a diety, but a simple concotion of baker's ingredients. He decided that muffin land no longer needed him, and rode off into the sunset. I, Muffin, have created this steam account in dedication of the mysterious hero known only as the All-Muffin. May his muffinhood stay moist and delicious through all peril.


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