We have candy for your children.

We're just some regular dudes, you know? We do regular stuff like playing games together, blogging, hanging around playgrounds, eating fried chicken, hanging around elementary schools, walks on the beach, standing outside of the Chuck E. Cheese's dressed as a lonely clown selling balloons to the little tykes. Well, not actually selling them right there. They have to come to our van. We have the balloons there. Their parents aren't invited. You know! Just regular stuff.