Jeff Harris

Indiana, United States 

Lazarscout: Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Bel-Air.
In west philidelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where i spent most of my days, chillin out east and relaxing out cool and playing some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they were up to no good. Started making trouble in the neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I said "Aw, forget it yo homes to Bel-Air!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and i said to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Goat Cheese: WO
Goat Cheese: ]WOW
Goat Cheese: just wow



/POS\Lazarscout puts on an incogneto Nose-and-Glasses disguise and pretends to read a newspaper as he walks towards Claybay1.
]R9[ Claybay1: ?
/POS\Lazarscout has changed their name to Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy.
]R9[ Claybay1: lol
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy casualy walks towards Claybay1 and asks what he is doing
]R9[ Claybay1: ima READIN A BOOK
]R9[ Claybay1: and talkin to u
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy excuses himself for a brief moment, speed-walking to an alleyway and writes down "Reading a book and talking to me".
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy walks back and says "Please, continue."
]R9[ Claybay1 says "What do you mean?"
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy asks "Are you doing anything else?"
]R9[ Claybay1 has changed their name to Some Guy.
Some Guy says "I'm reading my book and talking to you."
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy replies with "That's it?"
Some Guy says "Yes. Now, if you don't mind I would like to get back to my book"
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy says "Of course!" and suddenly rips off his disguise, revealing himself as /POS\Lazarscout. He starts firing blank rounds from a concealed 10mm pistol screaming "COPS! COPS! WE HAVE A BOOK READER WHO TALKS TO INCOGNETO DISGUISED STRANGERS!"
Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy has changed their name to /POS\Lazarscout.
/POS\Lazarscout runs and hides in the torch of The Statue of Liberty for the next 3 and a half weeks. He never acknowledges that this event with Claybay1/Some Guy ever happened. This odd event in history fell into the dark.
Some Guy: wow


TreGuard: when a slice of cheese and a bun love each other very much
I Cast Flare!: Tre, I understand that
TreGuard: they add in a piece of meat
TreGuard: and ketchup gets involved
TreGuard: and lettuce sometimes COMES too
I Cast Flare!: L0L
I Cast Flare!: Going on my steam page
I Cast Flare!: RIGHT NOW
TreGuard: xD
TreGuard: FUKKENSAVED

synk: I LOVE ORGY

 

Pickled Salmon posted on September 06, 2009 @ 5:45pm

I DON'T WEAR CLOTHES. WHAT?

 

[YDC]Chekhov posted on September 04, 2009 @ 7:11pm

IF YOU DONT SIGN THE PEACE TREATY MR. SECRETARY OF STATE, THE JAPANESE WILL START RUNNING DOWN THAT HILL AT THE WHITE HOUSE, GUNS BLAZING. NOW WHATS YOUR DECISION?

 

Ditrox0 posted on September 04, 2009 @ 3:40pm

HEY, you're that guy that wears the clothes and has eyes and feet and hair, I remember you!

 

synk posted on September 04, 2009 @ 2:27pm

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synk posted on September 04, 2009 @ 2:26pm

I CAST FLARE

 

Lazarscout posted on September 04, 2009 @ 12:53pm

I USE OH SHIT ATTACK *DUNANANANANAAAAAA* It has no effect....

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