/POS\Lazarscout puts on an incogneto Nose-and-Glasses disguise and pretends to read a newspaper as he walks towards Claybay1. ]R9[ Claybay1: ? /POS\Lazarscout has changed their name to Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy. ]R9[ Claybay1: lol Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy casualy walks towards Claybay1 and asks what he is doing ]R9[ Claybay1: ima READIN A BOOK ]R9[ Claybay1: and talkin to u Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy excuses himself for a brief moment, speed-walking to an alleyway and writes down "Reading a book and talking to me". Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy walks back and says "Please, continue." ]R9[ Claybay1 says "What do you mean?" Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy asks "Are you doing anything else?" ]R9[ Claybay1 has changed their name to Some Guy. Some Guy says "I'm reading my book and talking to you." Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy replies with "That's it?" Some Guy says "Yes. Now, if you don't mind I would like to get back to my book" Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy says "Of course!" and suddenly rips off his disguise, revealing himself as /POS\Lazarscout. He starts firing blank rounds from a concealed 10mm pistol screaming "COPS! COPS! WE HAVE A BOOK READER WHO TALKS TO INCOGNETO DISGUISED STRANGERS!" Incognito Nose-and-Glasses Guy has changed their name to /POS\Lazarscout. /POS\Lazarscout runs and hides in the torch of The Statue of Liberty for the next 3 and a half weeks. He never acknowledges that this event with Claybay1/Some Guy ever happened. This odd event in history fell into the dark. Some Guy: wow
TreGuard: when a slice of cheese and a bun love each other very much I Cast Flare!: Tre, I understand that TreGuard: they add in a piece of meat TreGuard: and ketchup gets involved TreGuard: and lettuce sometimes COMES too I Cast Flare!: L0L I Cast Flare!: Going on my steam page I Cast Flare!: RIGHT NOW TreGuard: xD TreGuard: FUKKENSAVED
synk: I LOVE ORGY
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: asl? Stranger: 17/m/uk You: 17/f/US Stranger: nudes? You: I don't do pictures, sorry You: But what's up sexy? Stranger: okay Stranger: my dick You: Oo kinky You: cyber? Stranger: okay Stranger: let me put on my wizard robe You: I put on my wizard hat! Stranger: yay Stranger: wizards Stranger: okay Stranger: I stab you in the eye with my cock You: Lol you're one of them trollin' cyber people aren't you? Stranger: no You: Me to! XD Stranger: I'm the real deal Stranger: don't you like cock in eye? You: Rofl Stranger: stop laughing at my disability You: HAHAHAHA Stranger: you're mean You: You and you're eye cocks Stranger: you said you wanted to cyber? You: I conjure up a dildo and shove it in your eye You: =D Stranger: yay Stranger: I do a backflip You: I do a frontflip Stranger: I catch you on my pork sword You: We do simaltanious cartwheels onto my flying carpet Stranger: then I die Stranger: of heart failure Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Chekhov: you'll end up touching yourself eventually
Narwhals. Possibly the oddest ocean whale, or creature for that matter, to ever live. These oddly amazing whales have a horn that can be up to 10 feet long! These are actually overgrown teeth growing out of their upper lip, however. Yet these amazing creatures are highly endangered, because of killing to obtain their horn which was sold for 10 times it's weight it gold! (Those murderers!) We are dedicated to save them!!! (Note this is a very non-serious group so feel free to join for the lolz)