Member since:
January 5, 2008
Playing time:
35 hrs past 2 weeks
Battlefield 2
13.6 hrs / 25.4 hrs
Mount & Blade
12.2 hrs / 18.2 hrs
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
3.2 hrs / 39 hrs
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TheLastVortigaunt
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Marty
Springfield, Virginia, United States 
I am a 14 year old living in northern Virginia. Yes, 14. I promise I won't start yelling unless I'm really bored. Hell, I might yell randomly anyways. Whatever. I also know how to use SVNs like Tortoise, so if you ever need help using SVN programs, just message me. I am a huge fan of Gmod, it is my favorite Steam game, and possibly my favorite period. I want to learn how to wire, but currently, I am really good at posing. My photobucket (Link below :D) contains a lot of my work, some of it more artistic than the rest.
My profile is named TheLastVortigaunt because, quite frankly, Vortigaunts are cool. They shoot green lightning and say things only smart people (like me :3) understand.
I am also a rather large fan of 4chan, so if there are any /b/rothers reading this, you are over 9000.
Also, I play Xbox a good deal as well. Often I may go for three days on PC and then three days on Xbox, especially when a new title comes out, so don't remove me if my Steam rating is less than stellar.
Thoughts and quotes and stuff:
Cooco Alt+255: my games goes all to you when i die
Cooco Alt+255: all of em
TheLastVortigaunt: :D
TheLastVortigaunt: Die fast :D
Garry's Mod. A creative outlet for the creative mind, or twelve year olds who do nothing but make sex poses out of Barney and Alyx. Either way, Gmod rather kicks ass.
L4D2 boycott failed.
Xbox Live Gamertag: Mindslave
If you intend to add me, say so in the friend request
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Circle of Awesome
Bringing you absolutely nothing since three days from yesterday.
We, the Circle of Awesome, are a group of not-so-l33t gamers living off of 4chan, pr0n, and eternal lulz. We reside in Ringle's Ventrilo, a secret place of wonder and magic. If we did it, it was done for the lulz. This group is private because we are very specific in who we accept. Every member must meet the following critera:
1. IQ equal to or greater than your average yam.
2. Must live somewhere on or below Earth.
3. Must know what 4chan is.
4. Must have at least one variety of cheese in refrigerator at all times.
5. Awesomeness must exceed that of a monkey wearing a top-hat (equal to a scorpion juggling bricks).
6. Must understand every meme ever.
7. GIRUGAMESH AND MANGAAAAA. That was your test for number six.
8. Must discard all morality, just like fucking Satan.
9. The cheese previously mentioned must have exactly 35 holes on the exterior. If it is not Swiss cheese, make your own holes.
If you meet this criteria, or someone deems you awesome, you will be given the Vent info. It is only a 15 slot.
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