Canada is America's hat. Florida is America's dick. Mexico is America's snuggie.

I bet you cant guess what my name is.

Wisconsin, United States 

<--- Strap-On Seagull

Don't trust canadians. They may look human, but they are not. If you ever encounter one of these creatures, follow these steps.

1. Stay at least 6 feet away from them.
2. Get a shovel, rake, or a large stick. Fight it off to the best of your abilities, until canadian control arrives to catch it.
3. What ever you do, don't let it bite you. You will become infected, and turn into one.
4. If canadian control does not arrive, fight it off with a stick. Aim for the eyes, or testicles.






My Enemy List (uncompleted/growing)

Barack Obama
NBC
Communists
Socialists
Liberals
Democrats
Matt Lauer
Hippies
Mac users
ATI
AMD
HP
Alot of California
Alot of the south
Canada
Canadians
Idaho
(To Be Continued.....)

The cave man was raped by the fagasaurus rex.

Valve should make a steam linux client god damnit!






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[RH.SQ]Jakeinator924 posted on January 04, 2010 @ 1:28pm

ball lol

 

[RH.SQ]Jakeinator924 posted on January 04, 2010 @ 1:28pm

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Squishy posted on December 30, 2009 @ 1:32am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc

 

yolkyknight posted on December 25, 2009 @ 6:15pm

there we go

 

yolkyknight posted on December 25, 2009 @ 6:15pm

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yolkyknight posted on December 25, 2009 @ 6:14pm

dammit