TF2 Joe Pesci Appreciation Group
Joseph Frank Pesci, born and raised BADASS. That's all you need to know about his private life. If essential Google him. You'll find more shit on him than a nerd's face after being plunged in the school's toilet by bullies. Oh yeah, and also, odds are that bully was Joe-fucking-Pesci.
This is an invite only group because, to be frank, not everyone can be masters in the art of BADASSERY--which is an essential requirement for membership. Being BADASS can be traced back to ancient times when God gave birth to Joe Pesci (otherwise known as the "Commencement"), a very BOLD move on God's part. Other gods (ie. Buddah, Allah, Gandhi, Bleeding Gums Murphy) wouldn't have contemplated twice about disregarding this act of BADASSERY. Critics often point to this act as a blunder of epic porportions. Most of them never survive.
Following the "Commencement", many other historical (though none as significant) events soon followed. Some of these include: the invention/extinction of dinosaurus, the fabrication of fire, the creation of the wheel, sliced bread, sliced pineapples, sliced personalities (many great movies incorpriate this ie. Fight Club, Shutter Island, any Eddie Murphy movie), the arrangement of the pyramids, the death of King Tut, the deflowering of Cleopatra, the foundations of Rome, the assassination of Lincoln, the assassination of the man who assassinated Jesse James,the fall of the Nazis,and more recently the Ali/Frazier trilogy. All of which was masterminded by none other than Joe-YOU-MUDDAFUCKING-HOWAMIFUNNY-Pesci.
Now, you may be wondering, 'what the fuck just happened', but thats OK. It's a lot of information to soak in. Why are you here? Well thats an entirely different question. You have been personally selected by Joe Pesci to join the Official Unofficial Official TF2 Joe Pesci Fan Club. This means you'll be joining other BADASSES or GOODFELLAS, whatever you prefer--NOT PREFIRE--that's hacking and very not BADASS, or GOOD, for that matter. Our mission: to 'taken' the enemy brief case located deep in their underground bunker and securely return it back to our Fort and onto Joe Pesci's desk. Three Times. Why three times? For the lulz, of course. And with this imformation, Joe Pesci will grow a full foot and finally be noticed and applauded for his contributions to history!
So lace up yerr boots, make crooked your hat(s), adjust your cup, and LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE DOOR!