Your punch is soft... Just like your heart!

Konrad died in 1407 at Marienburg Castle and was buried there. He died a most unusual martyr's death. His doctor prescribed Sexual Intercourse as a cure for his Gallstones, from which von Jungingen was suffering at the time. The chaste knight refused to comply, and suffered the consequences.

The alleged 1966 martyrdom of Vietcong soldier Nguyễn Văn Bé is much celebrated in Vietnam, despite the fact that he later turned up alive.

There is a popular urban legend that Donald Duck was once banned in Finland for not having any pants. A similar incident also took place a few years previous in Kemi and international reports then exaggerated the situation with claims that the character's attire and his unmarried relationship to Daisy Duck were the culprits.

A successor to the original Orb was present at a Manhattan chapter of the Bar With No Name, playing pool with Taskmaster and one of the Red Ghost's Super-Apes

It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.

Dr. Strange meets an all powerful time traveling wizard from the future. They travel back to prehistoric times and find Shuma killing dinosaurs.

The Grandpa Mustache: a pinnacle of wisdom and experience in the Mustache Community.

T. Reich was pulled to earth through a dimensional portal from a dimension of Nazi dinosaurs. He briefly wreaks havoc in the downtown before being driven back to his home dimension by a housecat which changes sizes when agitated.

Resident Evil 5 utspelar sig i den krigshärjade afrikanska nationen kongobongo, som är fattigt efter år av militärdiktatur under generalissimo Fidel Kongstros junta. Efter att Fidel Kongstro föll blev det laglöst land, gerilla mot gorilla.

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Håkan Juholts chaufför inblandad i olycka med dödlig utgång

Håkan Juholt var ute och åkte i den skånska landsbygden, plötsligt sprang en gris upp framför bilen och chauffören hade inte en chans att väja utan körde på grisen som dog på fläcken.
Håkan sa åt chauffören att gå upp till gården och berätta vad som hänt.
En timma senare kom chauffören tillbaka med kläderna i oordning rökande en ciggar och med en vinpava i ena handen.
- Vad hände, frågade Håkan ?
- Jo, bonden gav mig vinaren, hans fru ciggaren och sen fick jag otroligt skönt sex med deras 20 åriga dotter.
- Herregud, vad har du sagt till dom, undrade Håkan ?
Jo, jag sa bara:
- Jag är Håkan Juholts chaufför och jag har haft ihjäl svinet.


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