Last Online: 7 hrs, 25 mins ago
Member since:
December 13, 2007
Playing time:
22.3 hrs past 2 weeks
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Street Fighter IV
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Occupation: Your appetite.
Hobbies and Interests: Is your blood sugar low? I bet that you cant wait in line at Wendys, and I KNOW you dont have time to cook a pot roast! So have a snack! YAY!
Favorite TV Shows: Are you hungry? Because I could help you out for a reasonable price.
About Me: Sure, the excess pacakging and industrial chemicals that go into my production are poisioning the worlds waterways and atmosphere. And yes, I know, there are about a billion dirtly little savages in the third world that would rather buy caffinated sugar water than rice for their fifteen children. But this is the modern world, kiddo. And nobody has time to harvest their own grain and forrage for berries. So stop complaining, damnit, and lick the cheezy chemical goodness off your fingers. This is 2004, baby.
Who I Want to Meet: Someone who has that empty feeling in their stomach but not enough time for a full meal. Maybe they are driving or at the movies, or even on an airplane.
When Indian Army is looting homes, we always have a look in the snack cupboard first. For that refreshing pause that says, "Consuming processed spicy tidbits in small, brightly colored unrecyclable packets is a great way to take a break from industrialized violence," snacks can't be beat!
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Kotakuites - Public
We're readers of the best damn gaming blog in existence.
Kotakuites is the unofficial Kotaku Steam group.
Join the group and show your support for the blog, and with the added benifit of regualry clashing battle axes with your fellow commenters and readers.
We play regular matches of TF2 and L4D as well as the world famous Source Mod Monday.
Make freinds, have fun and CRY SOME MORE!!!
You can find the Official Kotakuites TF2 server at at 66.55.137.162:27015 (Kotakuites TF2)
Remember, when playing together add the ([k]) tag so we can spot who's part of the gang. When an Event starts just join group chat. Which you can do any time, they'll usually be someone in.
Also, if you enjoy the group and the server it would be great if you could lend me (Sniper257) a hand... every little bit counts
$5 plus will get you admin rights and a group hug. We jsut need $20 a month to keep it runnning.
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