Boycotting a liquid delivered by cows.

The Next Gallon of Milk Boycott is a group of individuals who have pledged to boycott The Cows of Earth's upcoming release of my next gallon of milk on the next time I go to the store. We have assembled a milkyfesto outlining the basic concensus of many members of our community. (Note: this milkyfesto is a new version, which we have recently posted to keep our milkyfesto in line with the middle ground of our members. This is the correct group for the boycott)



WE RECOGNIZE:

-Milk is the flowing liquid of love with financial needs and cannot be expected to survive without the release of more milk.

-Judgment cannot be passed on the quality of my next gallon of milk until it's in my belly.

-My Last Gallon of Milk was, and is, a quality beverage which deserves the praise of the entire gulping community.

-That My Next Gallon of Milk will cause my bowl of Frosted Flakes to be wet, as well as improve the taste.

WE ARE COMMITTED:

-To holding Grocery stores and Cows to its promise of flowing, continual improvements to My Next Gallon of Milk in order to build and sustain healthy bones.

-To keeping My Next Gallon of Milk community together in order to improve the quality of My Next Bowl of Cereal.

-To supporting the model of continual yummy Milk Cows has set forth with its staple products like Milk Shakes.

WE BELIEVE:

-The release of my next Gallon as a stand-alone product will split the idea of me buying two gallons at a time, therefore causing me another trip to the store.

-The announced quality (exactly the same) of My Next Gallon of Milk does not warrant a stand-alone, full-priced gallon and should instead become a Carton (free or otherwise) for My Next Gallon of Milk

-My Last Gallon of Milk has not yet received the support and content which Safeway has repeatedly stated will be delivered.

-The release of My Next Gallon of Milk will make My Last Gallon of Milk an obsolete purchase and inferior piece of wholesome goodness only a few hours after complete consumption.


WE REQUEST:

-That 7-11 honors its commitment to improving the quality of My Next Gallon of Milk ten-fold, and giving me free milk if it's not met up to my standards.

-That My Next Gallon of Milk not be released as a stand-alone, full-priced Carton but as either a free lifetime supply of Milk or an expansion with full compatibility with My Empty Gallon of Milk.

-That Gallon of Milk owners be given discounts for Their Next Gallon of Milk, should it be released as premium white deliciousness.

-Cows give in to our Communistic views and work as slaves to our palletes.



Therefore, we - the members of this Next Gallon of Milk boycott - promise to abstain from the purchase of our Next Gallon of Milk until our requests are addressed.






Thanks to the progeria victims of the Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott group for making this possible.