XGMR

We welcome you aboard XGMR airways flight 1337 to Awesomeville. Food and beverages will be available at rediculous prices, and if you want to bang a sexy flight attandant, we have none. seriously...recruiting sexy flight attendants!

Let me remind you that this is a non smoking flight, exept for fry, and that tempering with the lavatory smoke detectors is punishable by law, not to mention the wrath of Semi.

There are no emergency exit doors, so in case of a fire, you are pretty sure to die. there should be a lifevest under your seat, if not, one can be bought for a fair price from your ugly flight attendants.

Please turn all your electronic devises off, yes even your vibrator s3mi, during take off and landing.

please make sure your ass is in the chair and properly secured when the fasten seatbelt sign is on. unless ur a boomer and can't fit in a seat then just wedge urself between the isle u fat shit.

If you have any questions, please direct them to your extremely gay flight attendant artificial, he will be happy to tell you to get off the plane and get to the choppah! This was a message from your captain Jonny, and i hope you have a pleasant flight.

Also, watch out when you fall asleep for a guy called calchas. he's currently been let out without a carer and would love to show you that he's only got 1 ball.

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