"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." -Mark Twain

Canada 

HIstory:
Clan uBer
Cevo s3 (half)

Kryptic/eXult Scout/Sniper
Cevo s3 (other half), Cevo OCZ, Cevo s4 (playoffs)
TWL s3 (playoffs), Qualies, Twl S4 (playoffs)
Esea s2(raped), Esea-o s3 (7th/8th)
Hausen (formerly Distinguished Gentlemen, formerly Kryptic) will look to get their first legit win over ionic, who is also looking for their first win. Expect Hausen to take this one. Expect it to be close. Then, expect Hausen to change their name, yet again, to Ochocinco TF2.

Prediction: Ocho- uh... I mean... Hausen.TF2



exult! `itisgreen: and you just used an averb like an adjective
exult! `itisgreen: dunbass


eXult vs Gravegun is a Faggot

Gravegun: Were fucking horrible kayaws and killing are going to do backflips and hadukens and shit were gonna lose

eXult > Gravegun 10-0

Embier Quotes

Embier: If we win I'm gonna go out and buy a six pack of beer

Killing: And what if we lose?

Embier: I'm gonna go out and buy two six packs of beer


Embier's letter to my mom:

My name is Matthew Venskus. I am the A-captain in charge of scheduling for Kryptic Gaming's Team Fortress 2 division. Your son is a vital member of our team and we appreciate you supporting his hobbies and interests. Contrary to what you may think, many of us playing TF2 are adults with adult schedules. Your son is young, but I think he's responsible and mature enough to know how much sleep he needs to continue doing well in school. I recognize that grades are important, and any slip-up on his part should result in consequences. As the A-Captain for Kryptic Gaming's Team Fortress 2 division, I feel as though I've become something of a father figure for him. If necessary, I'm willing to make it official. I know this is a bit sudden, since we've never met, but I could help him with his homework and ensure that he continues to excel in his studies. After assisting him, I would be glad to fulfill my husbandly duties and satisfy you. I think you will find my cock's girth and width something to behold. Furthermore, I have the stamina to keep it going long enough to put you to bed. After a bit of cuddle time, he and I can play TF2 for some stepfather/son bonding. It's a win-win situation for everyone involved. I look forward to your reply. Please include pics.

 

vha zamieszczono dnia August 26, 2009 @ 5:39pm

Hello, stranger. I want to play a game. Up until now, you have spent your life downloading gay porn, jacking your shit at every chance you get. You're good at this because, you, like them, are also gay. Gay on the inside. You identify more with a huge cock than you do with a vagina. I believe you want to join your true family, indeed your only family... the gays. The device you're using is hooked into your computer. You're using the internet. By the time this paragraph is finished, you will have one minute to become straight. At the end of that minute... You should know better than anyone, what happens then. There is a site that will unlock the gay spell, stranger. www.lemonparty.org It is right in front of you. All you have to do is go in and watch it. But do it quickly, the sight will blind your eyes in the matter of seconds. Make your choice.

 

EmBier zamieszczono dnia August 13, 2009 @ 9:28am

Salute Your Shorts: Season 2 Episode 1 plot synopsis

 

EmBier zamieszczono dnia August 13, 2009 @ 9:27am

Telly loses a tennis match to Scotty Rex, the camp tennis champ. She decides she needs a new racket in order to beat him. After her mom won't send her a new one, Telly resorts to Budnick, who gives her his racket on the condition that she do him a favor at a later time. Meanwhile, Sponge is trying to collect ants for his ant farm and offers a nickel a piece for them.

 

EmBier zamieszczono dnia August 13, 2009 @ 9:27am

With her new racket, Telly challenges Scotty to a rematch, but Budnick stops it, convincing them to wait until tomorrow, when everyone can watch them. After announcing the match, Budnick takes bets at five to two odds. Donkeylips is so excited about the odds, he knocks over Sponge's ant farm. The ants get all over the lodge and Ug ends up eating them.

 

EmBier zamieszczono dnia August 13, 2009 @ 9:27am

The night before the match, Budnick calls in his favor, he wants Telly to throw the match. Everyone bet on Telly, so if she wins, he will lose a lot of money. She reluctantly agrees. The next day, Telly throws the first set. During the break, Dina and Z.Z. convince Telly she needs to win. Telly throws out Budnick's racket in favor of her own racket. She comes back and wins now that she doesn't have to honor her promise to Budnick. Budnick ends up having to pay out to the rest of the campers.

 

Ibuprofen zamieszczono dnia July 30, 2009 @ 9:13pm

LOL I HEADSHOT U.

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so this one girl wuz talking 2 me about how her mom doesnt give a fuck bout her so she duz dumb shit leik sleep with alot of guys n this one amputee lesbo and she kept talkin to me bout shit i dont care bout so i got my bitch clamp and clamped her lips n shit so as her lips are bleedin lots of blood i just scream man i dont even give no fucks

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