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Majmar is in no way shape or form a shot against maraxus. It is geared completely towards Major. There are obvious reasons, one being that he LOVES to sit in spectator when Maraxus' team doesn't have a slot open. Then, magically when there's a free space, he immediately joins. My guess is that he is sitting there pounding 3(red) or 4(blu) [whichever maraxus team is] & waiting to get on there. So not only does he want his peepee, but he is afraid to play against him also (LAME little kids). Another reason is that he says "QQ" out loud. Stop being uneducated and making up nerd speak, you might think you are cool online, but you have no real friends and/or a social life outside of the steam community. Which, contrary to popular belief, does not actually exist and CANNOT get you ahead in your real life activities.

This is also dedicated to "friends" of Major who like to stack on the same team and think they are "slayers of noobs" because they beat a pub team.
It's also for calling anyone a noob that you kill. Wow, they don't spend 60+ hours of their 168 hour week on TF2. Which also brings in the fact: let's say you sleep 6 hours a night (that's not that much), that is 42 hours a week, school(since you're 16):let's say 30 hours a week..that's a total of 132 hours...so you only have 36 hours of your whole week to do anything other than sleep, school and tf2...that is pretty pathetic. Slightly more than 5 hours a day of not sleeping, playing tf2, or school. Sweet!

Steam salutes you my friend! For all of you who don't like this summary, in the words of major and all other "cool guys" alike, we say: "quit QQ'in".