The OFFICIAL ias clan group
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In the Year of 2090, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'KENNY'.
In the future, ζ•Λﻛ, a computer system fights a losing war against the humans who built it and who it nearly exterminated. Just before being destroyed, ζ•Λﻛ sends a Terminator back in time to kill Ghost Soldier, the mother to all noobs, and the Leader of the nub resistance. The terminator can pass for human, is nearly indestructible, and has only one mission, killing Ghost Soldier. One nub is sent back to protect him from the killing machine. Before ζ•Λﻛ can carry out its mission.
ζ•Λﻛ sent many more of its kind to fight the nub resistance and its numbers are growing.
ζ•Λﻛ is constantly modifying its troops, giving them all the latest windows update, ands are all built in with the highest technology including the AVG anti virus system, free edition, which is sent via satellites from the year 2090.
After a while ζ•Λﻛ found the source to all nubs, where they came from, what they think and how they work, ζ•Λﻛ realized that this was a much bigger mission than first thought, so it sent 8 more terminators from the future, their code names were project 'Sucio', 'Anorexic Model',
'Wild Bob', 'Glasses', 'CaptJackdaniels', 'Killa', 'The incubus' and 'Honky Tonk'. These where the original ζ•Λﻛ Terminators. Sucio was sent specialy to help Kenny lead the ζ•Λﻛ resistance, these were the two leaders of ζ•Λﻛ. They then set off to do their mission, and went to an organisation called TrU. The Terminators realised that this is where the nubs were all being manufactured, and Ghost Soldier was to blame. The terminators [especially Kenny] were beginning to hate the term fast food, it raged inside their cold metal exoskeletons.
Sucio became tired of the Terminator named Honky, he believed that he was giving vital information to the nub resistance, the battle between honky and Sucio began. Days and days past and there were no signs of either terminator growing tired but Sucio realised that Honky had a big weakness.... he was made in America. With that Sucio grabbed a bacon double cheeseburger and jammed it down Honkys metal mouth, he knew as soon as Honky had tasted the bacon double cheeseburger he would grow weak and yearn for more, he then grabbed him by the head as if it where 9/11 and threw him into the world trade centres. Honky emerged from the rubble and tried to crawl his way to a packet of chicken wings on the floor, Sucio quickly foiled Honkys plans of regenerating himself with the chicken wings by stepping on the packet. Honky looked up at Sucio and said ‘How do you resist? How do you resist something so unhealthy and foul.’ Sucio replied ‘I was made in Spain.’ With that Sucio crushed Honkys skull into the ground and a foul smell emerged from his skull and swept the air, it almost resembled the smell of a McDonalds Big Whopper, Sucio became weak and fell to his knees, and a robot tear trickled down his face. He looked up into the sky and asked the robot God ζ•Λﻛ why. how could man make something so foul and pass it off as food. He knew right then that the true weakness of ζ•Λﻛ was fast food, he warned every American built robot to stay away from it, as it interferes with their data.
Sucio later began to build a new Honky Tonk and engraved the ζ•Λﻛ symbol into his forehead to signify loyalty and to stay true to the ζ•Λﻛ cause. Sucio realised that the American built machines were to easily corrupted by fast food., and set off to rid the world of ‘TAKEAWAYS’.
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