Welcome to the Magic Murder Bag - over four million mortals murdered monthy. May we take your dignity?

We kick ass at everything ever, all the time. No breaks: no eating, sleeping, or pulling dick. Ever. All we do is own your face, in your face, while running a train on your mom. That's right. Your mom. One hand is aiming the Deagle at your forehead, the other is taking her to places she's never even dreamt of before. That's right. Dreamt. Look it up, noob.