Only the ones who worship Mountaindew may join.

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The machine never stops no matter what. On and on it goes making the heavenly mountaindew. But no one ever thinks about the great machine from Heaven because they are to busy slurping down on their Mountaindew.

And for our foreign members who have trouble with their english I posted a free translting site, & no worries I checked the place out myself.