The Only Name in Pride Obliterating Cock-Punches™ Since 1937

We at Uninimous pride ourselves on our generations old recipe for putting cocky pricks in their place. For over sevnty years, our organization has prided itself on our single-fisted reinvention of the lost and ancient artform of Gonad Harassment.

In addition to our classic Pride Obliterating Cock-Punch™, we have a plethora of other techniques to suit even the most discriminating asshole. Examples include William Shatner's Hand-Hammer™ , the Descendant Destroying Dick Demolisher™, and our newest and most inclusive variety, the Double-Fisted Ovarian Obliterator™.

So if you've got a pair of fists and you love to hit your enemies right where it hurts the most, then we're the group for you. Keep your eyes open for our next Open Join Day!