If at first you dont succeed, you fail. [Fail = no cake.]
At the enrichment center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject [must win!] can carry out rarther complex tasks [owning?], while enduring the most intense pain [dodging bullets!], so incase you dont make it through the testing [fail] - goodbye!
Now your thinking with portals. [speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out]
Join now or you will miss out on your party! [cake] The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. [goodbye!] Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Don't own a hand held portal device? Visit your local Aperture Science Enrichment Center now! Also did you know that you can donate one of your vital organs to the aperture science's charity fund for girls? Its true!
8 Out of 10 Aperture Science hard working employee's recommended this group to their faithful companion cubes and friends. [8 we're mentally unstable, 2 suddenly died]
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Hi there, noticed very little of us are wearing the [ApS] tag, infront of our community names. Not forcing you to wear it just it'll help our group get noticed, "Shit, that [ApS] guy is owning us!" if you think like i do any way. I do host several [ApS] servers, from more commonly Gmod to games like Left 4 Dead and those that are more noticable, i.e people with [ApS], are more likely to receive love, if ya get what i mean..? No not homo love! Group wise as well (notice all the admins have [ApS] in there names, there such good people ^^, if any one cares any way).
