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Ð3λ+H PL3GUÊ (CrC)
In-Game
Garry's Mod - Join
(KILLA)SŽTANCE Cpt. JimRΛyor
In-Game
Half-Life 2
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In-Game
Far Cry 2
64-Bit
Online
[t0yc]Timmeh!
Online
* Lifetime employment.
* You never have to worry about hitting your head when you stand up.
* Even if your son is a complete jerk, you can count on a five-headed dragon to keep him in check.
* You always win limbo contests.
* You are your own boss.
* To amuse yourself, you can drag unsuspecting young people into your dimension and laugh as they try in vain to get home.
* You can come and go as you please, talk nonsense, and walk on water/lava/thorns.
* You can be bald and have long hair at the same time.
* Since what you say never makes any sense, you never need to know what you're talking about.
And the number one advantage of being Dungeon Master:
* Three words: Senior Citizen Discounts
Chaotic Evil means you get to do whatever you want, as long as it gets you closer to what you really want. The best foe is an unarmed one. The best puppy is a kicked one. The best fellow party members are also Chaotic Evil, going after the same goal as you. Only you'll get to it first, cause you're smarter and more devious. And you put iocane powder in their Mountain Dew. Muhahahahaha.
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