Hey there boy, now a long time ago me and Billy went fishin' out on them' lakes' right? So we salin' along ok, and then this massive trout just jumps in thems' boats right. I mean the last thing to happenin like this was when I was back 12 and pushing thems lawnmowers, not these lawnmowers you gots todays but the old, man powered lawnmowers, when yahad to really push for that clean cut grass, you hear? Course you do. Now, though, when I cut the grass I found the ol' radiators had developed a leak, so I got out my handy wrench and started twisting thems nuts, when all of a sudden all this blue goop comes out the ol' radiators, ya see now I remembers that I put blue playdough down there, and since thems radiators are leaking, it be making them playdoughs all soft again! Good times, good times.

LOLOLBORAT and DUDE COME PLAY WITH ME UNCLE

Bro, most epic shit happened. I upgraded my computer so that it doesn't fail as hard as it used to and i played the l4d2 demo and here is when the epicness fell into place. I was listening to music while playing and the song happened to be Requiem For A Dream, and i "Accidently" killed all my teamates, so it was just me vs 100 flesh eating zombies. my only weapon was a frying pan. It felt like i was in slow motion, and the music was like just perfect. i kept on swinging tha frying pan @ the zombies, each one falling down. i was like a fucking pro man, then a boomer came and im like "BRING IT ONNNNNN MOTHER FUUCKKERRR" and i killed him also but then like a bajillion zombies came and pined my down and raped me. Good game though.

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Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen

yes you levin