Shoot!!! Kill!! But nobody dies.

Pretty much, we support video games.
Video games are like war for pacifists.
Video games are like stress free death.
Video games are like stress free death even after you've already died over 9000 times.
Video games are like games with a video component.
Video games are like crystal meth only without the crystal meth except for the addiction part.
Video games are like women because they cost more if they look better.
Video games are like giant sinkholes for random access memory.
Video games are like little discs, unless you use steam, which you do, in which case they're like little nothings.