History

Many years ago, young PK was a noob. As a young noob trying to get by in life, PK always wanted to make something for himselfHe wanted to change the world. After a series of real life terrorist attacks PK was inspired, he wanted to be a bad ass terrorist. In his few days of inspiration PK exploded lighters and burnt newpapers, and god came down to him. God told PK thou shalt install cs and pwn some noobs, then thou shalt achieve eternal glory and so PK did. PK pwnd noobs for 40 days and 40 nights until God was satisfied. PK was granted eternal glory. With his power he wished for a brand spanking new purple dildo knife so he could further please God. God was outraged and threw a gaysauce taco at him. PK unaware of the fact took a headshot from Gods flying gaysauce taco and was knocked unconcious. Ex-Soldier was stimulated by the overwealming smell of the gaysauce from 10 mins up the road. Ex-Soldier with his cravings for gaysauce sold his soul to Gods taco. God told Soldier In return for thou earnest debt to