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Ninjasven can strike at any time...

Joel Andersson

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( Copied from Im a ninja group, link further down( http://steamcommunity.com/groups/WM-Ninja ) )



Important Ninja Notices,



Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.



Ninja sayings:

A clean Ninja is less likely to torture you.

A happy Ninja is a ninja less likely to kill you.

A naked Ninja has no place to hide her weapons.

A sexually satisfied Ninja is less likely to try to kill you.

A hugging Ninja has something up her sleeve.

A Ninja who moves out will kill her ex-roommate for material goods.

A Ninja who tattles should be left unpunished lest she then decide to mutilate you in your sleep.

A sued Ninja will kill you and your lawyers.

And on the seventh day, the Ninja rested in order to be at full strength for her next victim.

A Ninja disappointed at Christmas will hunt down Santa Claus and dismember him in front of the elves and reindeer as a lesson to them.

A Ninja that see her pressies under the tree is a safer Ninja.

A Ninja who's hugging you may be holding concealed weapons.

A Ninja looking innocent is contemplating mayhem.

a clean Ninja is preparing to go out and slaughter people.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work she goes. The Ninja's gonna slaughter foes, hi ho, hi ho.

And on the seventh day, the Ninja rested in order to be at full strength for her next victim.

A sleep-deprived Ninja is a sloppy killer.

A rested Ninja can kill with greater creativity.

A confused Ninja is likely to kill the wrong person

A Ninja who has no reins, must hold her horses.

A Ninja that kill for fun, loves her job.

A wise Ninja once say, "The Ninja who laughs last, killed all opponents."

A ninja with a list is too busy to kill you.

A teased ninja is more likely to hit you with her nunchucks.

Keep not a ninja from the Jolly Ranchers or else your death will be slow and gruesomely painful.

A ninja without jeans is like an athlete without a supporter.



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