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June 29, 2007

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Silence is Golden

I'm a connosseur of fine-art and pornography, both a lover and a fighter, and I am able to massage my own back. I dabble, fiddle, and diddle in whatever I choose, including but not limited to flamenco dancing, clock-making, and your grandmother's daughters. I manage time efficiently. I own a lathe and know how to use it. I only sleep on Saturday, and do so standing. I always multitask, even when I am asked to singletask. I can hold my breath for seven minutes, and frequently dive for pearls and shark teeth in the Carribean without scuba equipment. I measure my benchpressing ability not in pounds, but in number of women on a couch. My only pen-pal is a dolphin I met on a cruise. I don't have a Facebook account, but I still get all of the notifications. I've met the Most Interesting Man in the World, and when we parted he asked for my phone number. I am fluent in most languages, including Ancient Greek, Elvish, and love. I receive standing ovations for my entrances, and tearful encores for my exits. I once performed open heart surgery in an opera house with a fountain pen, and still had time to finish my soliloquy. Good Will Hunting, The Departed, and Ocean's 12 are all based on my life. I once performed a butterfly kick in the presence of Bruce Lee, to which he nodded in approval. I was offered a part in a movie, but turned it down because I didn't want to play somebody named "Legolas." When I speak, birds appear. I receive requests to make appearances at celebrity parties. I once outran an avalanche while riding on a large piece bark from a pine tree. I have never been interrupted. I have sailed around the world blindfolded with nothing but a carpet bag and a travelling cloak, just to win a bet. After I go on dates I receive thank you notes. I once entered a local swimming contest and made it to the Olympics. I know how to play six different instruments, two of which I invented. I shave with a machete when my straight-edge razor dulls (which happens about once a week), and I never shower alone.

But I suck at video games.

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Corndiggles Apr 12, 2011 @ 4:59pm

Never on anymore...
Must be out having tons of orgies.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Public

39,757 Members | 2,165 In-Game | 9,153 Online | 18 In Group Chat

The premier place for colorful floofy marshmallow equine gamer gatherings

Welcome everypony to the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Steam Group!

Chat Rules:
1. No linking to anything NSFW, malicious, or illegal, including images or text (clopfics) that are gory, Screamers, or sexually explicit in nature, and sites that have porn ads.
2. Spam, linesplitting, text walls, garbage posting, advertising, begging of any kind (trading, joining a livestream, etc.), and links to Steam items will not be tolerated.
3. No drama, drama baiting, paraspriting, griefing, etc. This includes drama over the new rules and mods, as well as creating drama over kicks/bans. Attempting to start drama between different Steam groups will result in a ban.
4. The chatroom is not for roleplay. Short /me messages are okay but extended or detailed roleplay should be taken to private conversation.
5. Do not post MLP spoilers until after the episode is officially available online.
6. If you use voice chat, Push To Talk is required.
7. You are responsible for your account. "My friend did it!" is not a valid excuse.
8. Above all else, use common sense. Think about things before saying them.

NOTE: A kick is a warning!

Chatroom Senate:
Mothu
Fredrex
Nyx
Please take any issues you have up with one of these three for best results

Game Servers:
(NOTE: NO SOLICITING, we have enough servers)

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LEGION OF PONIES: Full list at http://ubergaming.net
TF2:
Run by Moiph
#1: hydro.ubergaming.net:27015
#2: mvm.ubergaming.net:27015 -- MVM!
#3: bg.ubergaming.net - Server Mods! (Prophunt, ZF, Dodgeball, Fortwars!)
#4: vsh.ubergaming.net:27015 - Saxton hale!
#5 nether.ubergaming.net - randomizer TF2!
#6 mario.ubergaming.net - Mario Kart TF2!
#7 orange.ubergaming.net - orange maps!
#8 trade.ubergaming.net - trade server!

International TF2:
EU: poolday.ubergaming.net:27015

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Minecraft:
Minecraft server: minelittlepony.se
Run by: Corrie

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L4D2 servers:
run by: WeAreBorg (MTMS)

64.94.238.85:27015 Survival
64.94.238.85:27015 Survival
66.151.244.21:27015 Versus Ranked
66.151.244.11:27015 RPG Coop
64.94.238.39:27015 Deploy Coop

/w Ponies
64.94.238.130:27015 Survival
66.150.214.174:27015 Survival
81.19.213.110:27015 Survival EU
31.204.132.53:27015 Survival NL

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MLM EU
http://forums.mylittlemercs.co.uk

Moons - Stock
Light Side
scootaloo.mylittlemercs.co.uk:27015
Dark Side
scootaloo.mylittlemercs.co.uk:27016
Cupcakes - Custom maps/plugins
scootaloo.mylittlemercs.co.uk:27017

L4D2 - Coop
scootaloo.mylittlemercs.co.uk:28015
L4D2 - VS
scootaloo.mylittlemercs.co.uk:28016

KF - Apples
178.32.51.99:7707
KF - Sapphires - pass: MLM
178.32.51.99:7807
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Mario Kart 7 MLP:FiM Community: (3DS)
Community code: 35-5279-7098-0808
150cc/all items
Run by: Dylia (Meowmaid on the 3DS)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpfimmk7

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