Because we really don't care about spelling.

Cap'm is a group of the scariest people known to man. We've also been known to live off marshmellows, cheese, and grape juice.

Protip: Don't go toe-to-toe with us on Bejeweled 2. We'll kick your ass so hard you're cousin Tom down in Florida will wake up in the middle of a night with a pancreatic cancer and a horrible series of bad coughs.