The Enrichment Center

HELLO, TEST SUBJECTS, I AM GLaDOS V 10.00, AND I AM THE NEXT GENERATION OF APERTURE LABORATORIES, THE FOLLOWING IS MY DATA:

1. KNOWLEDGE SPACE: UNLIMITED
2. LANGUAGES: 3,000,000,000
3. FILES: 1,738,829,849,758
4. KNOW TEST SUBJECTS: 672,847,374
5. DATABASES: 738,749,826,748,735,736
6. APERTURE EMPLOYESS: 263,739

SOME OF THE FEATURES AT APERTURE SCIENCE V 2.00 ARE:
1. SAFE TESTING FACILITY
2. FREE ROOM AND BOARD TO TEST
SUBJECTS AND EMPLOYEES
3. WEEKLY UPDATES TO LABS AND ROOMS
4. UPDATES TO ALL COMPUTERS WEEKLY
5. UNLIMITED OFFERS TO ALL EMPLOYEES
6. TEST SELECT TO TEST SUBJECTS
7. ACCESS TO ALL TEST CHAMBERS AND
ROOMS

AND THOSE ARE JUST A FEW, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE ASK AWAY WHEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO ME. IF YOU JOIN APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE YOU REGULAR DAY JOB. RIGHT NOW, APERTURE LABS IS WORKING ON THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE (ASHPD). NOW, IF YOU JOIN, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, ENJOY.
ALSO, IF ANYONE HAS A SPARE GARRY'S MOD, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE IT TO GLADOS V 10.00 MAINFRAME.