Kittens That Kill.

Teacher: Allright kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULLcrap, but I've been told I have to teach it anyways. It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like
this: In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so he got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its.. mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a.. monkey fish frog, and then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.

Teacher: So there you go... your the retarded offspring of five monkies havin' butt sex with fish squirrel, Congratulations.

Student: AHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHH

Teacher: Yup you see, I knew that would happen.