POINTLESS QUOTES AHEAD. ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS. YOU WERE NEVER WARNED.
''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.''
“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.”
'The Sense Of Utter Desolation And The Need For Desperate Revenge' 'Accidentally Unleashing Apocalyptic Sky Terror On A Single Man Hiding Behind A Barrel' -Mute.
“Letting go doesn't mean that you don't care about someone anymore. It's just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.”
“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”
“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“Do one thing every day that scares you.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
