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Just as Planned.
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada 
My name is the Soldier and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight men. Eight RED soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the round happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into the map, glitching as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' BLU. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Badwater and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach BLU lessons in humanity. BLU ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a RED-hatin', announcin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a BLU uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to BLU, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And BLU won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our shovels. And BLU will be sickened by us, and BLU will talk about us, and BLU will fear us. And when BLU closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.
(On Gordon Freeman)
18:14 - Azzuolo: oh
18:14 - Azzuolo: lol
18:14 - Azzuolo: ant he from batman
(On Fist of the North Star)
00:08 WezzyP : YOU SHAWKED
00:08 jesus : WHO WAS SHOCK?
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00:08 BROFIST : YOURE A SHARK
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00:08 Spiral Overlord : YOU WA SHOCK
00:08 Pepe Grillo : YOU WA SHOCK]!
00:08 niggernigger : YOUW A SHOCK
00:08 BRODERLANDS : YOU WA SHOCK
00:08 LOLLING SHIELD : YOU WA SHOCK
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or an umbrella
your penis
Riddle: What goes up when the rain comes down?
SAY AUF WIEDERSEHEN TO YOUR BLU BALLS.
Take scout I'll go scout hopefully our team has scouts and we'll get this game going.
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