Our #1 goal is customer dissatisfaction.

Forrest wanted me to write a long stupid blurb, so I wrote this stupid blurb but it needs to be longer. Public Relations Guys. We specialize in public relations, but at least we're polite about it. We dont have a motto. Now first, you need to learn a few ground rules:
1) We are also always better than you in every game ever except for Forrest.
2) If we are losing, it's because we want you to get a rest from how pathetic you really are.
3) Every TF2 class is cheap and overpowered until we use it.
4) You just lost the game.
5)Public Relations, we're doing it wrong.


Now let me get back to Nethack.

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