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Nevalainen85

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-From The Ass-End Of Space-

Salo, Western Finland, Finland 

Born in the ass-end of Europe in 1985.

Has always wanted to be famous. Has never been.

Barely drinks.

Sarcasm is his middle name, although "F***ing" would sound a lot cooler.

He actually calls his member "The Long Punisher".

Has some weird obsessive compulsives. Such as not tolerating any open doors in his apartment. They must be shut at all times. He also dresses ONLY black, white and grey outside of the work. No colour whatsoever is tolerated in his clothing.

Tries to bring pickelhauben back in the fashion.

Smokes way too much.

Has several side personalities, some of which are wanted by the FBI. Here's a few.

Naris Imarisi-Shami:

- A kebab dealer and a traitorous wife of a Turkish sultan.

Vlad Esascu:

- A Romanian vampire without any supernatural powers. He's been not so successful in his profession so far.

Elias Ritsa-Piiska:

- A Finnish porn star. Every now and then changes his name to Elli Ritsa-Piiska, dresses in drag and makes gay porn. But that's a secret. He really needs the money.

Pedro Tequila:

- A Mexican bartender who's never even heard of Renny Harlin.

Homburg Von Kozza:

- An elderly gentleman of German-Italian inheritance. Collects hats and other headpieces.

Favourite colours:

Black, green, red.

TOP-5 Movies of all time:

Oldboy
A Clockwork Orange
Pulp Fiction
Magnolia
Edward Scissorhands

TOP-5 Tv-shows of all time:

Oz
The Shield
Star Trek
Twin Peaks
Doctor Who

TOP-5 Directors of all time:

Paul Thomas Anderson (not the AvP-guy)
Quentin Tarantino
Chan Wook Park
Tim Burton
Stanley Kubrick

TOP-5 Actors of all time:

Robert Carlyle
Steve Buscemi
Clancy Brown
Takeshi Kitano
Clint Eastwood

TOP-5 Books of all time:

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
The Man In The High Castle by Philip K Dick
The Descent by Jeff Long
The Stand by Stephen King

TOP-5 Videogames of all time:

Half-Life (PC)
Aliens vs Predator (PC)
Goldeneye (N64)
The Legend Of Zelda - A Link To The Past (SNES)
Metroid (NES)

TOP-5 Bands of all time:

R.E.M.
Modest Mouse
Mew
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Leevi And The Leavings

Coolest badass in the movie history:

Clint Eastwood

Coolest badass in the videogame history:

Albert Wesker

If he could kill one person without facing any consequences, it would be:

Vladimir Putin

Motto:

"Shouldn't have said it can't get worse than this."

Likes:

Geography
History
Movies
Härväys katsomatta kolmanteen

Dislikes:

Internet trolls
Taakse poistuminen
Steven Spielberg


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