It was a dark and stormy night on a sultry Canadian night... Chris was just getting off work at the local McDonalds. He performed his usual duties like a second nature from long exposure to the industry. On his last break of the shift, he decided to step outside to escape the smell low-income despair. Pushing open the back door he was taken aback to discover a lone homeless black man laying in a puddle of urine, vomit and broken dreams. "L O L O M G", exclaims young Chris, "WTF should I do about this?", he wonders. In slow hesitation, he creeps forward, unsure of his intentions. As he edges ever nearer he feels the urges of every closet homosexual- his manhood steadily rises to meet the situation. Gripped with a fierce sense of pent-up male-on-male frustration, Chris pounces on the helpness negro with the stealth of a panther, filleting the mans pants with his burger-flipping utensil and penetrating the backdoor of the vagabonds being with all his might!!11

Dude, you're a fag.