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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
0.3 hours was all I needed to sum this game up in 0.3 sentences:

Pretentious cash grab.
Posted March 7.
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9.3 hrs on record
Pros: Fun gameplay, Decent repeatable physics, Fun characters and themes.

Cons: Matchmaking nonexistent (No player found ever.), Editor extremely basic compared to existing courses, Game abandoned for new zen minigolf project.

Prettymuch par for the course as far as Zen projects go. Great game but they've already moved on. Pick it up cheap with the free DLC for some fun local play but if you're looking to play with online folks there's more consistent matchmaking options out there.
Posted January 4. Last edited January 4.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
195.1 hrs on record (177.1 hrs at review time)
Game fine.
Community broken.

Stop reading reviews and make up your own mind.
Posted October 4, 2023.
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160.5 hrs on record (94.3 hrs at review time)
Play for the single player, Crash for the Freelancer mode.

Oh and don't try to get help in the forums. The Moderators have a funny idea on what's 'Toxic' and what's 'totally acceptable behavior from our fanbase'.
Posted February 8, 2023. Last edited February 13, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
341.7 hrs on record
Absolute shart game.

Grinding is beyond MMO levels of stupid.
It's just another 'collect all the seasonal crap' simulator.

The devs also have this habit of promoting 'causes' not because they genuinely have any interest in said cause but because it's a free way to promote this shart game.

Did I mention they'd also rather ban users for 'racism' and delete their posts than stand up for Woman's rights or even acknowledge things like Sharia law exist?

Double standards. Double standards EVERYWHERE.

There's better MMOs and Block games out there to support. This is just a money machine for the devs. 0% creative effort, 150% reaping the shop.
Posted November 15, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
617.2 hrs on record (156.3 hrs at review time)
This does exactly what it says it does and so, So much more.

Quality is what most people are curious about with these kind of apps so I will say that playing sound clips is crystal clear. None of that 'dead silence' noise before a sample plays or 'screaming bee noise' most other override mic apps use. As long as you take the time to set up good samples and your sound settings this will do everything brilliantly.

As a professional Preston Garvey impersonator in FO76 I can say that Preston liked this.
Posted May 25, 2020. Last edited May 25, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's minigolf. It's challenging. Hotseat is a thing and should be an option in more games these days so you and your mates can enjoy passing the wireless mouse around and cracking wise about how over par they are.
Posted November 4, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.0 hrs on record
Why no Wages of Sin included?
Posted September 3, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.3 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Usually I avoid Battle Royale stuff like the plague but this game.. THIS GAME.

It's the usual BR premise: Large map. Tons of people with just melee weapons parachute in. Everyone gathers weapons and kills eachother off till only one remains while a barrier that kills closes in around the field pushing all remaining players towards a tiny part of the map.

What stands out here is the utter simplicity of it.. Between the cute animals dealing unspeakable death.. The weapons and 'vehicles' or the 'post-aparkalyptic' aesthetic this game feels extremely polished and is fun to the point of.. Well, I kept putting off reviewing the game.

Would play again. Would buy copies for friends.

Again, Just stating the amount of polish in what they've made so far is just.. Brilliant! There's a demo, Grab it and see if it's for you!
Posted January 29, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is what you get when a second-rate company designs netcode: Rubberbanding so bad you can't play. Seeing an enemy die by a rocket you fired at them 5 minute and two hallways ago.

And did I mention that was just from playing the initial TUTORIAL level? Yes, That's right this company has it -SO- together they made the Tutorial an online part of the game despite the fact it's a tutorial versus one AI opponent..

If you are a fan of any of the quakes, Even the ancient original one, Steer clear of this. Your ping will thank you.
Posted June 15, 2018.
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