All Hail the Holy Cult of the Red Door !
Welcome, pitiful blasphemers, to the majestic Hall of the Cult of the Red Door !
Pray the Holy Red Door, for It shall save you from the zombie hordes.
Become a preacher and help to spread the divine words of the Red Door !
Sacrifice your sinful life at the Autel of Ultimate Redemption ! Erase the past and become a True Believer !
Play L4D !
Such are the commands of the Red Door. Kill many zombies !
Glory and Divine powers await !





