Sanity's just a virginity of the mind, babe.

Ken

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States

I can roll the score over on Galaga three times. I often eschew clothing and wear only sterile adhesive bandages. I've been a slave in the horrific gelatin mines of Narimbia, and somehow survived to tell the tale. After long years spent perfecting first the handstand and then the headstand, I invented the world's first spleenstand. I shit at 130 decibels. Doppler weather radars believe I am a force-four tornado - and they may be right! I was voted "Best Undertaker in Cincinnati, 1997" by the Funerial Fellows of Ohio. Jet Li trains at my dojo. And, of course, I have a complete monopoly on the world's supply of roofing tar.

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