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diet coke squad

I asked a ladyfriend to come over so we could work on some Biology project for school
We get the basics and the first few parts done, so we decide to take a break and I ask her if she wants something to drink
She asks for a beer, I chuckle and grab her a beer and a diet coke for myself
After a couple a minutes she excuses herself and goes to the bathroom
I lead her to the bathroom upstairs and take a sneak peak at the computer in my room, next to the bathroom (music downloading etc.)
Then I overhear the ladyfriend saying (she was calling another ladyfriend apparently) "Yeah, it'd never work out between us. He's the diet coke-drinking kind of guy."
talk about effective dating

Diet coke took away a lovely night with a lovely girl, true story.

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