Clan {Rx}
I believe in Valve, the Father Steam,
the Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Max Payne, His only Son, Stubbs the Zombie :
Who was conceived by the Dues Ex ,
born of the virgin Zoey,
suffered under the Cyber Athletic League,
was crucified, Left 4 Dead, and smoked by Pyro.
He descended into Half Life 2 Death-Match.
The third day He arose again from Garrys mod;
He ascended into Team Fortress 2,
and sitteth on the right hand of The Heavy, Father Almighty;
from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Medic;
the holy Headshot;
the communion of Combines;
the forgiveness of slams;
the resurrection of the Gravity Gun;
and the life everlasting without hax.
GG.
