Me and my comments feel so used! I thought you loved me Nick but you've been stealing everyone's comment virginity behind my back, you...you ...you ho-man
Let me tell you why you posted on my page. You were there because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
In other words: fasten your seat belt Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye...