We like cows and stuff..

wanna be cool? be a F.A.G!

being part of F.A.G is like being in one big petting zoo..lots of animals!! And you get to touch them all!!! :O

Deep down inside everyone theres a tiny little llama or some weird bovine looking thing (thats a cow btw) that tells you to eat some grass or check out that good looking sheep over there by that tree.

"Being part of F.A.G has really opened my eyes and awakened my inner animal..." - TwiG, Second in command here at F.A.G

"When I'm with the guys at F.A.G I feel so happy and gay." Chief Lord, the only beast here at F.A.G and a very good looking one at that..

"I cain it hard." Deayts, The Cainerer (He cains it harrrrd.)

"MAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Sheepy the Sheep, he's just bitchin' fools.