GORD IS GREAT

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This is the OFFICIAL fanclub for Gord, the greatest TF2 player in the universe.

Gord makes server admins boost critical rocket ratios so that others have a chance to kill Gord.

If you believe that you are an idiot. Gord never gets killed.

Gord has never been backstabbed.

Gord has never lost a capture.

Gord has never been shot in the head.

Gord's Heavy is 20 pounds heavier then your Heavy, bitch.

Gord punches sentries on an hourly basis.

Gord has 72 virgins, and he's not even Muslim.

Gord convinces all the medics to heal him, and ONLY him.

Gord gets banned for being so great.

Gord demands that everyone wear pretty pants in his presence.

Gord kicks his vista rig in the face, hourly, to maintain frames per second.

Gord was banned from "Doorman is God," because even God is jealous of Gord.