HOLY WEASELSHITTING FUCKBOXES, IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH IT, YOU NEED TO GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS STRAIGHT INTO NIGGERTON
My name is Butt Grylls. I've served with the rainbow fairy forces, climbed the summit of brokeback mountain, and crossed the frozen waters of the cock. Now, I'm parachuting deep into the anus of a homeless nigger to show you how to survive. Then in the animation he would have sex with men who most likely have sexually transmitted diseases and he can say stuff like: If you don't have a condom you can use things you find in the street like some stretched bubble gum or the plastic wrapper around a candy bar, once when I was in the special forces I had to take it up the butt from an al quaida terrorist in order to escape, so I used his turban as a condom. Anyway I haven't thought it all through yet but do you think this could have potential?
James Woods: looks like shit had sex with fuck and crapped out jerry lewis
3:50 AM - Marbles: looks like ass slapped a donkey nuts and called it cheese
saggy ass is the best ass holy shit
i had my girl sit on my face one time. ass flaps, ass flaps for days. it was like i was being smacked in the face with dry chicken.
i have a boner now.
James Woods: fuck that bitch James Woods: fuck her in the adams apple with a 2x4
11:26 PM - Marbles: well there you go fuck me by bending me over a pole and laugh at my cock 11:27 PM - Marbles: er i mean 11:27 PM - Marbles: coo bro
Like some kind of walking vortex of stupid shit, money and penises goes in, every once in a while a baby comes out
My friend told me that they lure you onto a bed and sit on your wiener then they start sucking out your ecto plasm with another mouth that's hidden between their legs. Then after 9 months that mouth barfs up the ghost they stole from you and starts taking over your life.
Ayo 1...this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might >>92476466
Description: >Girl stars to undress >a book starts floating in the air >she's naked but he body is deformed >WAT >she screams as her body deforms more >dude that watches freaks out >I freak out >shit myself >my spaghetti fall out >start farting uncontrollably
For all of those silly RTS/RTT games you've always wanted to dust off.
Real Time Strategy? Check
Real Time Tactics? Check.
Turn Based Strategy? Check.
Grand Strategy? Check.
IF IT'S STRATEGICAL IT GOES IN HERE
SHIT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET:
Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor
Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors
World In Conflict: Soviet Assault
Napoleon/Shogun 2: Total War
Starcraft: Brood War
Men of War: Assault Squad
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade (THE ONLY GOOD ONE)
Empire Earth (NOT the sequels)
Age of Mythology
LOTR:TBFME II - TROTWK (holy fuck)
Stronghold Crusader (get it get it get it now)
Warcraft III - The Frozen Throne
Cossacks: Back To War
C&C Whateverthefuck, they're all pretty good
Battle Realms (lotus clan ain't nothin 2 fuk wit)
Sins of a Solar Empire Trinity/Rebellion
Feel free to post reccomendations for other games or fun MP mods in the comments! And don't be afraid to make announcements to see if anyone wants to play a game. That's what the group is for and why everyone is an admin.