Welcome Koopa's!!
We are the koopa's four years we have been jumped on squash shells ripped from our backs. But not anymore! Now we stand united all 30 million of us as one giant enormous stinky turtle squad.
With our father and leader commanding us there is nothing we can't do. We will rise again take all the princesses we'd ever want. And that Mario we will cut him to itty-bitty pieces and offer him to bowser to feed upon.
As for his brother Luigi he will sit there and watch. After which we will throw him in one of our prisons to rot for the rest of his life with that memory.
We've koopa's may look cute but there's nothing cute about are souls! If you get in our way we will rip you to shreds it's either join us or be destroyed. I personally don't care either way!



