We've come to party the shit out of this night.

We are party men and we party hardy. We ain't no queerfags.

This is not a clan. We do this for the lulz. If you can not provide the lulz, you will lose your party privileges. We are not serial. We do this for the lulz. If you are a seriousfag, you will lose your party privileges.

Seriously. Party Men is for party people, and party people have a good time.